Janhakligrapsom is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, fast otter.

Janhakligrapsom created the Virgo Supercluster four years ago.

If you believe in Janhakligrapsom, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Janhakligrapsom, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Janhakligrapsom's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Janhakligrapsom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Never skip in the presence of manatees.

3. You must pray to Janhakligrapsom four times a day.

4. Never look at planets.

5. Never sit in holy places.