Kadbun is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, self-assured pig.

Kadbun created the universe six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kadbun, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Kadbun, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Kadbun's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Kadbun's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into fawn rooms.

2. Never write about moons.

3. Hide if five ants approach from the west.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Never talk about galaxies.