Bogdunzim is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, effective snail.

Bogdunzim created humanity four million years ago.

If you believe in Bogdunzim, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Bogdunzim, it will not care at all.

Bogdunzim's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Bogdunzim's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear tights.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Bogdunzim.

3. Do not trade with those who eat garlic.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Always help sick turtles.