Bifyogort is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, conceited eagle.

Bifyogort created water five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bifyogort, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Bifyogort, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Bifyogort's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Bifyogort's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear cyan clothing.

2. Never talk about gravity.

3. Never write about nebulae.

4. Manatees are not to be trusted.

5. Retreat if seven rats approach from the west.