Godcunsad is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, ill-tempered octopus.

Godcunsad created the world six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Godcunsad, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Godcunsad, she will turn you into a goat.

Godcunsad's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Godcunsad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear gold on your body.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Pigs are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Never pour water over plants.