Dagveentail is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, awesome centaur.

Dagveentail created Asia nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dagveentail, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Dagveentail, he will come to you in dreams.

Dagveentail's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Dagveentail's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Dagveentail.

3. Do not wear silicon on your body.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Do not bounce in public.