Gamruttlag is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, merciless capybara.

Gamruttlag created Europe eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gamruttlag, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Gamruttlag, she will turn you into a dog.

Gamruttlag's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Gamruttlag's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about amino acids.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Always make sure there are no seals in a room before entering it.

4. Do not shave your feet.

5. Erect a large copper sculpture of Gamruttlag on top of all buildings.