Timbudtar is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, slow monkey.

Timbudtar created a down quark twelve years ago.

If you believe in Timbudtar, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Timbudtar, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Timbudtar's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Timbudtar's Holy Commandments

1. Always help shrews in need.

2. Feed all hungry porpoises.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Always treat monkeys with great respect.

5. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.