Dibyattrut is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, bad-tempered troll.

Dibyattrut created oxygen two years ago.

If you believe in Dibyattrut, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Dibyattrut, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Dibyattrut's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Dibyattrut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear white clothing.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Grasshopers are not to be trusted.

5. Never feed apples to squirrels while wearing turquoise jumpers.