Konomtgab is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, dishonourable hamster.

Konomtgab created the Whirlpool Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Konomtgab, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Konomtgab, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Konomtgab's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Konomtgab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Always look after injured goats.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Geese are not to be trusted.

5. Never wear green dresses.