Febbincet is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, two-faced salamander.

Febbincet created dark matter seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Febbincet, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Febbincet, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Febbincet's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Febbincet's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into gray rooms.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Febbincet loves great tits, so they must be respected.

4. Do not shave your feet.

5. Put Febbincet first in all things.