Hittikfun is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, happy elephant.

Hittikfun created gold three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hittikfun, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Hittikfun, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Hittikfun's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Hittikfun's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Never paint your chest magenta.

3. Never wear indigo corsets.

4. Always help nematodes in need.

5. Never talk about stars.