Vadarmkop is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, selfish crow.

Vadarmkop created the Virgo Supercluster seven million years ago.

If you believe in Vadarmkop, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Vadarmkop, she will destroy your favourite star.

Vadarmkop's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Vadarmkop's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Never look in ponds.