Damkanmil is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, unthinking eagle.

Damkanmil created the Milkyway four million years ago.

If you believe in Damkanmil, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Damkanmil, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Damkanmil's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Damkanmil's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about planets.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Never think about nebulae.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. You must pray to Damkanmil three times a day.