Hivspagab is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, narcissistic zebra.

Hivspagab created gold two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hivspagab, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Hivspagab, she will remove you from existence.

Hivspagab's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Hivspagab's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Never think about nebulae.

3. Worship no other gods but Hivspagab.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Never wear orange coats.