Hathugcip is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, ruthless unicorn.

Hathugcip created the Black Eye Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Hathugcip, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Hathugcip, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Hathugcip's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Hathugcip's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Always treat grasshopers with great respect.

4. Do not dye your hair magenta.

5. Never think ill of sick porpoises.