Bimbasttal is a god.

She takes the form of a large, loving bird.

Bimbasttal created water five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bimbasttal, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Bimbasttal, she will boil you in a big pot.

Bimbasttal's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Bimbasttal's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Bimbasttal.

2. Erect a large copper sculpture of Bimbasttal on top of all buildings.

3. Do not shave your chest.

4. Never go into green rooms.

5. Always help sick frogs.