Yarcissdut Likdonflap is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, bad-tempered bee.

Yarcissdut Likdonflap created an up quark seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yarcissdut Likdonflap, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Yarcissdut Likdonflap, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Yarcissdut Likdonflap's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Yarcissdut Likdonflap's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick dolphins.

2. Hide from violet frogs for they are unholy.

3. Never go into white rooms.

4. Never laugh in holy places.

5. Never hurt tortoises.