Cadmegfot is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, all-powerful badger.

Cadmegfot created the solar system three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cadmegfot, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Cadmegfot, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Cadmegfot's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Cadmegfot's Holy Commandments

1. Never laugh near sheep.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Cadmegfot.

3. Never hurt turtles.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate bats.

5. Always help seals.