Hubzoddap is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, omniscient mole.

Hubzoddap created the Sombrero Galaxy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Hubzoddap, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Hubzoddap, he will turn you into a plant.

Hubzoddap's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Hubzoddap's Holy Commandments

1. Hubzoddap loves sharks, so they must be honoured.

2. Always look after injured turtles.

3. Always make sure there are no gulls in a building before entering it.

4. Put Hubzoddap first in all things.

5. Do not listen to music.