Tarmilrig is a god.
It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, clever
deer.
Tarmilrig created everything that exists three hundred thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Tarmilrig, it will give you a free moon.
If you do not believe in
Tarmilrig, it will turn you into a blue tit.
Tarmilrig's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.
Tarmilrig's Holy Commandments1. Always pray in complete darkness.
2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.
3. Never feed aubergines to aardvarks while wearing white stockings.
4. Do not wear gold on your body.
5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.