Flanspagquim is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, confident chinchilla.

Flanspagquim created matter two years ago.

If you believe in Flanspagquim, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Flanspagquim, it will destroy your favourite star.

Flanspagquim's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Flanspagquim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat aubergines.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Never go into magenta rooms.

4. Do not eat pineapples.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.