Mapcibgab is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, annoying goose.

Mapcibgab created a down quark eight million years ago.

If you believe in Mapcibgab, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Mapcibgab, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Mapcibgab's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Mapcibgab's Holy Commandments

1. Never laugh in holy places.

2. Never talk about tapirs.

3. Never wear rings.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Do not commit murder.