Larnnartwab Xuckcebtin is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, prudent ferret.

Larnnartwab Xuckcebtin created a down quark three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Larnnartwab Xuckcebtin, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Larnnartwab Xuckcebtin, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Larnnartwab Xuckcebtin's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Larnnartwab Xuckcebtin's Holy Commandments

1. Put Larnnartwab Xuckcebtin first in all things.

2. Do not skip in public.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Always help hamsters.