Futvinsawvagnibhakcid is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, temperamental mongoose.

Futvinsawvagnibhakcid created a down quark five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Futvinsawvagnibhakcid, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Futvinsawvagnibhakcid, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Futvinsawvagnibhakcid's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Futvinsawvagnibhakcid's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick capybaras.

2. Always make sure there are no goats in a building before entering it.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Run away if seven great tits approach from the south.