Quagsabbom is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, flying bird.

Quagsabbom created a strange quark seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Quagsabbom, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Quagsabbom, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Quagsabbom's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Quagsabbom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat spinach.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Never feed limes to turtles while wearing cyan corsets.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Do not hurt badgers.