Gatvanrutt is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, proud eagle.

Gatvanrutt created a Higgs boson five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gatvanrutt, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Gatvanrutt, it will curse you with boils.

Gatvanrutt's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Gatvanrutt's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Always help aardvarks in need.

4. Never talk about snakes.

5. Ducks are unholy and should not be approached.