Pigsidfoss is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, merciless mink.

Pigsidfoss created the solar system three billion years ago.

If you believe in Pigsidfoss, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Pigsidfoss, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Pigsidfoss' most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Pigsidfoss' Holy Commandments

1. Pigsidfoss loves monkeys, so they must be respected.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Always help dolphins.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Always make sure there are no manatees in a room before entering it.