Rensismil is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, self-assured bear.

Rensismil created a quark nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rensismil, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Rensismil, she will turn you into a puffin.

Rensismil's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Rensismil's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Always help pigs.

3. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Never hurt horses.

5. Never look at stars.