Fombegdabfotdonfabhubyok is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, uncaring goat.

Fombegdabfotdonfabhubyok created Asia four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fombegdabfotdonfabhubyok, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Fombegdabfotdonfabhubyok, she will jump up and down on your head.

Fombegdabfotdonfabhubyok's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Fombegdabfotdonfabhubyok's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear red.

2. Erect eight gold sculptures of Fombegdabfotdonfabhubyok on top of important buildings.

3. Never eat coconuts.

4. Always make sure there are no monkeys in a building before entering it.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.