Tailvedflam is a god.

She takes the form of a small, proud squirrel.

Tailvedflam created the planet Earth four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tailvedflam, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Tailvedflam, she will curse you with boils.

Tailvedflam's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Tailvedflam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate gulls.

3. Do not kill swans.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. You must love Tailvedflam.