Baprowcip is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, compassionate dolphin.

Baprowcip created the Sombrero Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Baprowcip, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Baprowcip, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Baprowcip's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Baprowcip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Worship no other gods but Baprowcip.

3. Do not wear copper on your body.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never look in ponds.