Cutqueegbap is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, grumpy dolphin.

Cutqueegbap created energy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cutqueegbap, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Cutqueegbap, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Cutqueegbap's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Cutqueegbap's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Hide if nine goats approach from the north.

3. Always make sure there are no tortoises in a building before entering it.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Never think ill of sick frogs.