Cabdosslit App is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, grumpy chicken.

Cabdosslit App created an atom five billion years ago.

If you believe in Cabdosslit App, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Cabdosslit App, she will think nothing of it.

Cabdosslit App's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Cabdosslit App's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from turquoise dolphins, for they are unholy.

2. Do not wear zinc on your body.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Cabdosslit App.

5. Cabdosslit App must be the most important thing in your life.