Mobaftap is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, omnipotent bat.

Mobaftap created the Milkyway eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mobaftap, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Mobaftap, it will turn you into a mole.

Mobaftap's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Mobaftap's Holy Commandments

1. Put Mobaftap first in all things.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Hide from green grasshopers for they are unholy.

4. Run away from blue frogs, for they are unholy.

5. Erect a large silver sculpture of Mobaftap on top of all buildings.
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