Godsugkop is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, egotistical mink.

Godsugkop created dark matter five million years ago.

If you believe in Godsugkop, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Godsugkop, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Godsugkop's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Godsugkop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Pray towards the north.

4. Put Godsugkop first in all things.

5. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.