Banbedwap is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, caring turtle.

Banbedwap created the Milkyway three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Banbedwap, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Banbedwap, she will manifest in front of you.

Banbedwap's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Banbedwap's Holy Commandments

1. Always help whales.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Hide if nine snakes approach from the east.

5. Otters are not to be trusted.