Nanfundum is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, selfish naga.

Nanfundum created bats four million years ago.

If you believe in Nanfundum, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Nanfundum, it will turn you into a goat.

Nanfundum's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Nanfundum's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the south.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Always obey Nanfundum's priests.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.

5. Do not eat pineapples.