Wipmilgig is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, awesome horse.

Wipmilgig created the Sunflower Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wipmilgig, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Wipmilgig, it will turn you into a duck.

Wipmilgig's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Wipmilgig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt tortoises.

2. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

3. Always treat monkeys with great respect.

4. Never feed strawberries to turtles while wearing red kilts.

5. Never talk about whales.