Wipyarpben is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, merciful dog.

Wipyarpben created Asia seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wipyarpben, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Wipyarpben, it will turn you into a goat.

Wipyarpben's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Wipyarpben's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. You must love Wipyarpben.

5. Respect your elders.