Karnillpark is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, happy hedgehog.

Karnillpark created the planet Jupiter three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Karnillpark, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Karnillpark, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Karnillpark's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Karnillpark's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear white dresses.

2. Feed all hungry frogs.

3. Karnillpark loves great tits, so they must be respected.

4. You must love Karnillpark.

5. Never talk about fire.