Jadjennurl is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, competent hyena.

Jadjennurl created an up quark nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jadjennurl, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Jadjennurl, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Jadjennurl's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Jadjennurl's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no tortoises in a building before entering it.

2. You must love Jadjennurl.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Always make sure there are no porpoises in a room before entering it.

5. Never eat lemons.