Kopwitxuc is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, boastful gnu.

Kopwitxuc created bats three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kopwitxuc, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Kopwitxuc, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Kopwitxuc's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Kopwitxuc's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Do not hurt pigs.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. You must love Kopwitxuc.