Kemhincipnullmisyam is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, omniscient squid.

Kemhincipnullmisyam created a Higgs boson seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Kemhincipnullmisyam, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Kemhincipnullmisyam, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Kemhincipnullmisyam's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Kemhincipnullmisyam's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Never mention geese.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Never think about amino acids.