Ruttsabmig is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, selfish wyrm.

Ruttsabmig created bats eight million years ago.

If you believe in Ruttsabmig, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Ruttsabmig, he will turn you into an amoeba.

Ruttsabmig's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Ruttsabmig's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Always help tapirs.

3. Never talk about voles.

4. Never sing near tortoises.

5. Never laugh in holy places.