Bendibflan is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, all-powerful centaur.

Bendibflan created the world four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bendibflan, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Bendibflan, she will destroy your favourite star.

Bendibflan's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Bendibflan's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if seven badgers approach from the west.

2. Never go into violet rooms.

3. Never paint your hands orange.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bendibflan.