Butwanshav is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, vain capybara.

Butwanshav created viruses five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Butwanshav, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Butwanshav, it will turn you into a tree.

Butwanshav's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Butwanshav's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Butwanshav.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Do not jump in public.

4. Never write about comets.

5. Never skip near dogs.
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