Sandnutcud is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, conceited wolf.

Sandnutcud created the Cigar Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sandnutcud, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Sandnutcud, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Sandnutcud's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Sandnutcud's Holy Commandments

1. Always help dolphins.

2. Never write about nebulae.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.