Giddudtan is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, unsympathetic pigeon.

Giddudtan created the Black Eye Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Giddudtan, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Giddudtan, she will turn you into a puffin.

Giddudtan's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Giddudtan's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.

3. Do not dye your hair fawn.

4. Always treat mice with great respect.

5. Monkeys are unholy and should not be approached.