Artyogbit is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, staggering gerbil.

Artyogbit created the planet Jupiter four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Artyogbit, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Artyogbit, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Artyogbit's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Artyogbit's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate hamsters.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Never think about black holes.

4. Always help geese.

5. Do not cook food in pots.